Friday, July 22, 2011

SQL Jokes cont.






To continue the of SQL Jokes below


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Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
A: They sometimes drop the table
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Q: How do you spell GOD?
A: DBA
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Q: When did God create the DBA ?
A: The day before he had his rights revoked.
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Q: Why do DBAs often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because '31 Oct' = '25 Dec'
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Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer?
A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t listening anyway.
Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA?
A: It doesn’t matter, the answer was no.
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Joins are what RDBMS's do for a living.
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"NULL is the Chuck Norris of the database - nothing can be compared to it."
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DBA = Default Blame Acceptor
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Do you have more? You are invited to share.

1 comment:

  1. A SQL statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and says, "May I join you?"

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