SQL Jokes cont.

To continue the of SQL Jokes below

http://madebysql.blogspot.com/2009/07/sql-joke.html

http://madebysql.blogspot.com/2010/02/types-of-dbas.html

Here are some more:








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Q: Why do you never ask SQL people to help you move your furniture?
A: They sometimes drop the table
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Q: How do you spell GOD?
A: DBA
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Q: When did God create the DBA ?
A: The day before he had his rights revoked.
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Q: Why do DBAs often confuse Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because '31 Oct' = '25 Dec'
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Q1: What did the DBA say to the Developer?
A: It doesn’t matter, he wasn’t listening anyway.
Q2: What did the Developer say to the DBA?
A: It doesn’t matter, the answer was no.
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Joins are what RDBMS's do for a living.
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"NULL is the Chuck Norris of the database - nothing can be compared to it."
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DBA = Default Blame Acceptor
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Do you have more? You are invited to share.

Types of DBAs

There are two types of DBAs:

1) DBAs that do backups

2) DBAs that will do backups

A SQL Joke

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A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables.
He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you ?'
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Then a waitress walks up and says 'Nice view !'

Source:
http://tkyte.blogspot.com/2009/02/sql-joke.html